LOL car tax

I got my tax bill for the Comet today.

$1.64

 

What for??

 

You have to pay a tax every year,,?

 

Yes, in some states you do. It's like the property tax you pay on land you own. A privilege tax for being able to drive.

 

Good for you.

I lived in South Carolina for a short time and my jaw hit the floor when I got the tax bill for my three cars. It was almost $600/year. That was for the white Comet seen below, a 4 year old Mercury Cougar, and a 8 year old Jaguar XJ

 

Thats exactly why I wont move to NC even though my daughter lives there. Va is the same way. Personal property taxes suck!!! My other daughter lives in AL so thats where I will eventually be.

 

In 'Bama, it's based on the value of the car. The older the car, the less the tax, no matter if you have a $500,000 show car, the tax is based on the when sold new price, and then goes down each year with the lower value of the car. A new car starts out about $300 or so and drops from there. They do not count any improvements over the original vehicle cost, nor any improvements on a worn out vehicle. I think it's called an ad valorem tax.

 

Wow, and people think that us Canadians pay a lot of tax.

 

Next is going to be a sex tax,,,, they are going to ask: Does a Man/woman live with you,,?
Are they there 7 days a week,,,,? How old are you,,,? How old are they,,,? well at the ages you have provided we have caculated the Booty Tax of $1,000.00 for this year.
Our records show that you have exceded your usage this year by 3.4 times. pay a penalty of----- $124.00
Late fee of-----------$ 63.95
Latex/disposal fee.----$ 18.95
Over use Tax---------$141.87
Security/deposit------$155.99
Normal Usage--------$1,000.00
Total------- $1,504.76 < Please pay this amount.

Our records also show you have over payed last year. Penalty of $200.00 has been added to your Taxes this year.. (confusion tax) What do we do with 74cents extra?

New Total ------------$1,504.76
over/payed tax----------$200.00
Total---> $704.76
Tax--->$ 70.47
You pay-->$1,775.23

The Great State Of Kaos Thanks you.

 

It will probably cost them more than $1.64 to process the check.

 

I can just see the sign on the Tax office::: Thank you,,,$$Come again$$

 

I saw that sign ,,, somewhere else

 

Ya do know why steeling is not legal,,,,,,?


The government hates compitition,,,Lmao

 

Each vehicle has to be taxed as property. Whether it drives or not is unimportant.
I still pay on my Jeep and I haven't driven it in a year.

 

Joe, I didn't know you were that hillarious!!! My wife and I are on the floor (laughing, by the way...)