Me and my buddy have a converted bus that we use at the Nascar races to stay in. Sleeps 6, shower, kitchen, a/c all electric run on generator power. Have 5 foot porch on back and 14 foot deck on top. Insurance is ~$250/yr. Was a blast to build, haven't painted it yet, can't decide on a color.............................sounds like trying to pick a color for a Maverick
Put a sliding door on the side of the bus. then you cpuld exit the maverick without doing anything rash