my freinds are nuts!

so they drive rice huh?try a few of these on them, see what they think.
YOU MIGHT BE A RICER IF ...

... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

 

O Burn! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

 

dont forget "yore car is more carbon fiber , plastic,and decals than steel"!

 

my starter puts out more hp than your honda

 

My friends make fun of my Maverick too.

 

I think its the fear of the unknown...and their jealousy of you....not being afraid to step out of the box.

Dare to be Different.......and be willing to live with it

 

mabee. they know so littal that they call it a mav. and they think "grabber "is a mical jakson term! i hate mical. eucccck!

 

I don't have them kinda friends...

T.L.,? :16suspect Oh .

 

um er hmmmm! that makes me wonder about t.l. ! too