In the interest of fairness, I left the Ford acronyms in too. Without any further ado... AMC: All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW: Big Money Works Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques DODGE: Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked GM: General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus GMC: Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles JEEP: Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly MG: Money Guzzler MGB: Might Go Backwards MGF: Might Go Forward MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PINTO: Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PONTIAC: Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA: Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH: This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ACURA Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW Bavarian Money Waster (Backwards) Waste My Bucks Break My Wallet BUICK Built Using Inferior Car Knowledge Butt Ugly Inefficient Chevy Knock-Off CADILLAC Certified As Detroit's Inadequate, Lumbering Luxury Auto Car CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips Competely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology (CHEVY) Can't Have Expensive Vehicle Yet Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHRYSLER Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair DAEWOO Da Awful Experience Was Owning One Depreciation Always Eclipses Worst Of Others DODGE Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FERRARI First Every Race Run, Always Really Incredible FIAT Fix It Again, Tony Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD Fixed Or Repaired Daily Flips Over, Read Directions First On Recall Day Fast Only Rolling Downhill (Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot (Backwards) Don't Ride On Firestones GMC Got a Mechanic Coming? Garage Man's Companion General Motors Cashcow Guaranteed Mechanical Calamity HONDA Happy Owners Never Drive Angry Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything Happy Owners Never Doubt Acquisition Had One, Never Did Again HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive INFINITI It Never Found Its Niche, It's Truly Inconsequential ISUZU Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely JAGUAR Just A Gorgeous, Underperforming Anglican Rip-Off JEEP Just Expect Endless Problems Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly Just Empty Every Pocket KIA Korea's Incompetence Amazing LAND ROVER Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road LEXUS Luxurious, Expensive, (a) Xenophile's Ultimate Score LINCOLN Large Income? No Class? Own Lincoln Now. LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious MAZDA Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MERCEDES-BENZ Mostly European Rich Can Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans, Beautifully Engineered, Notable Zippy MERCURY Most Engines Run, Contingent Upon Repair Yesterday Mediocre Engine Revs Constantly, Really Yucky MITSUBISHI Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents NISSAN No Inspired Styling, Still, Accelerates Nicely OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PONTIAC Put On Notice To Improve A Car Plenty Of Numbskulls Think It's A Cadillac Product Overabundance Necessitates Traditional Incentive Application Constantly PORSCHE Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have 'Em SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Autos Always Breakdown Sure Ain't A Bimmer SATURN Same American Trash Under Revised Name Stickers Are Truly Unnegotiable, Rebates Nonexistent SUBARU Sport Utility Buffs Are Relatively Unimpressed Sorta Useful, But Are Really Underpowered SUZUKI Samurai Upended, Zealous Underwriters Keep Insisting TOYOTA Truly Obvious You Overestimate This Automaker Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile VW Virtually Worthless Vice Wagon VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
